Oh, the things you find on online dating sites...
No, no you wouldn't.
And what's this "if you wear panties" ridiculousness? Who's not wearing panties? Going commando is gross. I know only one person who occasionally has an unsanctioned commando afternoon and that's my five-year-old nephew.
Aside from the fact that this is unsanitary, and weird, it's dangerous. I appreciate a good full-coverage pair of briefs. I'm not wearing a string bikini nor am I wearing a thong. Sorry to destroy your fantasies. I just don't enjoy picking out a wedgie all day or flossing my lady bits. Both of those tiny scraps of material would be considered choking hazards. Mine would lead to full-on suffocation. It's all fun and games until somebody's convicted of manslaughter.
Besides, I'm sure you heard about that dog who ate 62 hair bands and eight pairs of briefs earlier this year. Don't be that dog, ladies.
But is this really fun? And for who? I'll tell you what would amuse me--having this mysogynist do it first. You go ahead and stuff those two-day boxers or skid-marked tighty whities in there, bucko. I'm sure it's hot.
Speaking of tighty whities...imagine the joy when this showed up:
Seriously. Usually the guys who post shirtless photos are sporting a six-pack, not a quarter barrel. While I admire your confidence, I do wish that this bathroom melfie included a hideous shower curtain to distract me from those briefs that are chock full o' nuts. I might just gag--no panties needed.
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