If you've read any of my previous posts, you know that correct spelling and grammar are high on my list. That being said, you can also infer that counting is up there, too.
Where's that bucket? Someone please just drown me in it. Or let one of those pythons have a go at me.
Ok, there are four things here, not six. I know some people might be like, "Maybe there aren't six things he can't live without; maybe he's not that materialistic." Well, he is human and I can list off a lot things we can't live without...water, air, food, the sun (you know if that goes out we die, right?), heart, brain...that's six right there. Simple biology can fill in the blanks. But this spelling bee champ has listed only four, the first of which may actually be biological...his "gutair."
Gutair...gut air...farts? It's common knowledge that a man's love of flatulence is inversely proportional to a woman's appreciation of the same, so this may be a valid listing--for a guy. While you're mighty pleased with yourself after crop dusting the kitchen, your significant other is gagging as she is also trying to make sure that none of it got in her mouth. If you've got "gutair" and "ciggerttes," I bet her list of necessary items includes Beano and Febreze.
This list is better. Kudos on the spelling, but I'm taking away points for using the same answer twice. I'm taking away points for using the same answer twice. See? It doesn't work. Still five.
I know you think I'm being nit-picky, but the field doesn't say "The six things I could never do without within a tolerance of +/- two things." Even my two-year-old niece can count to ten with no problem. My oldest nephew just had to demonstrate that he could count to twenty to enroll in Kindergarten. I think we've found three children left behind here.
Earlier this year a young woman in India walked away from her wedding after asking the soon-to-be-groom to add 15 and six. His answer was 17. It's a global epidemic.
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